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Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Phartus Militarus, Boogieus, Aqueous Mobilus, and Coitus

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PHARTUS MILITARUS

This is the well known Military, or Marching Fart.  It is common in the areas of military bases, more so in those bases utilized specifically and entirely for basic training of new recruits.  It is usually of the phartus phartus variety and is sometimes preceded by the word “sir”.  It carries the odor of chipped beef on toast and sometimes that of powdered eggs. Continue reading Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Phartus Militarus, Boogieus, Aqueous Mobilus, and Coitus