THE MOBILE FART

(Phartus Mobilus)

Phartus mobilus is, as the name implies, a fart produced while in motion. The basic or well known types are listed below with a brief description of each type.

PHARTUS ASCENDUS/DESCENDUS

The Elevator Fart is one of the most common types of phartus mobilus. It is most often classified in the phartus anonymous/phartus minimus category. It is quite famous although not one of the more popular varieties.

PHARTUS TRANSITUS

The phartus transitus, or Bus Fart, is a well known variety of phartus mobilus which is quite prevalent in larger cities. It is also known as the Subway Fart (phartus transitus subterraneous). It is quite similar to the phartus ascendus/descendus.

PHARTUS ORVILLUS WILBURRUS

More commonly known as the Airplane Fart, this variety is relatively new. Because it occurs within a pressurized area, it is generally of the phartus minimus variety. Sub-specii of this variety include phartus panamus, phartus transworldis, phartus deltus, phartus easternus, and many more lesser known varieties.