As stated earlier, these are the most common varieties of farts from the animal world. There are indeed others. Rare and exotic forms of all types comes to the limelight occasionally. However for the purpose of this book, this list should suffice.

This book is by no means complete. It is only intended as a reference manual to be used by the ardent student of Phartology as a primer, a beginning point from which to grow and expand in their own personal study of the science.

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