It should be noted that the phartus domesticus, or Housewife Fart, is oderless. No wives produce any farts that smell. This is a well know n fact and should be here noted. However, it should be noted that divorced women will occasionally produce what is known as the phartus domesticus separatus. This variety will have an odor. Also, women who have been married twice have known to produce the phartus domesticus II version. This variety, too, has an odor.
Furthermore, those women who produce the phartus separartus and the phartus domesticus II will deny that these farts have an odor, since they wish their production to be associated with the purer form known simply as the odorless phartus domesticus.
STRANGE BUT TRUE!