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Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Phartus Majoris, Post Majoris, and Cellulous

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PHARTUS MAJORIS

This is one of the most common types of phartus staticus and is usually known as the Dinner Fart.  The output will usually reflect the producer’s lunch intake.  It has been cited as the cause of many family arguments, but should be noted that the phartus majoris is, in fact, not more than a scapegoat for a more deeply rooted family problem. Continue reading Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Phartus Majoris, Post Majoris, and Cellulous

Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – About Uncle Mike…

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Uncle Mike was born in the Missouri Ozarks in 1924.  He lived in the woods and was basically a hermit.  His life was meager and he barely managed to get by.  He was a very intelligent man and spent his life studying the flora and fauna of the Ozark woods and conducted scientific experiments.  Everyone assumed he would one day die in the woods that he had loved those many years. Continue reading Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – About Uncle Mike…