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Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Phartus Majoris, Post Majoris, and Cellulous

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PHARTUS MAJORIS

This is one of the most common types of phartus staticus and is usually known as the Dinner Fart.  The output will usually reflect the producer’s lunch intake.  It has been cited as the cause of many family arguments, but should be noted that the phartus majoris is, in fact, not more than a scapegoat for a more deeply rooted family problem. Continue reading Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Phartus Majoris, Post Majoris, and Cellulous

Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Phartus Interruptus and Phartus Whisperus

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PHARTUS INTERRUPTUS

The Parted Fart, as it is commonly known, is a special category and will fall into one of the five broad classifications above.  This strange phenomenon occurs when a fart is produced in two or more short bursts, each appearing to be individual and separate.  This may indeed be the case.

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