As stated earlier, these are the most common varieties of farts from the animal world. There are indeed others. Rare and exotic forms of all types comes to the limelight occasionally. However for the purpose of this book, this list should suffice. Continue reading Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Final Note
This is the Bug Fart. It is small. It is short. And it is hard to hear. Common varieties include p. mosquitois, p. flyis, p. dragnoflyis, p. locustis, p. spiderus, and p. gnatis. Continue reading Uncle Mike’s Orginial Fart Book – Phartus Insectus And Phartus Swinus
This is the famous and well known Dog Fart. It is prevalent in most homes that house members of the canine family. The p. caninis is usually high in OOU’s and can smell like anything imaginable. It is also known as the “Hi. How Do You Do” Fart. Continue reading Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Phartus Caninis, Felinus, and Reptillius
The following is a breakdown of several of the better known varieties of p. animalius. Although this family of farts is quite large, space prohibits listing the lesser known varieties. Therefore, we have only listed those most usually encountered. Continue reading Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Animal Farts
This variety, commonly known as the Running, Jumping, or Jogging Fart, is encountered at athletic events, track meets, boxing matches, in the park or at the Olympics. It is usually of the phartus maximus variety. It may resemble orange juice or breakfast cereals in order. Continue reading Uncle Mike’s Original Fart Book – Phartus Exhaustus And Classifications